College Football – The News About Losing

This also came in from a fan…

Sage of College Football Question: So, my BF says things like, “Make it Rain” when a team makes a touchdown and then the following kick. He’ll also say things like “I love it when you call me big poppa” when someone gets sacked. SOOOO, I need your help give me a great comment or saying, and the context. PLEASE! Thanks so much!

Sage of College Football Reply:  Ask your BF when he graduated from New Mexico, or…When your BF does that ask him to speak English

Talking in code is for losers.  It was invented as a separate language to communicate only with other losers.

For more on the loser’s race to the bottom of college football’s barrell, hit the Week Six Futility Rankings.

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Nothing cements the attitude of being a loser like losing.  Polls are prepared for entertainment anyway – just like the game itself.  Losing Teams now have their own poll though in the First Worst Futility Rankings.  Here is the Week Six version.

This came in from a fan:

Question for the Sage of College Football:  It seems like all college football fans spend countless hours debating that the number in parentheses in front of their college’s name is too high, instead of focusing on the stuff that actually happens on the field or on what the team and coaches could tweak on offense, defense, or special teams that would help them make a run for a conference or national championship. Personally, I think if the first seven weeks were played without any polls, then maybe the focus could be on..you know…football.

Sage of College Football’s Reply:  Polls are an additional part of the entertainment.  Besides, it gives folks from Florida and Florida State a reason to sit at home and phone into radio talk shows.  It is all for hype. Polls give people something to talk and argue about.

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Luigi desperatly wants to play a game of stone football, but he fails at every attempt. Will Luigi ever get to play stone football?

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Oh Yeah… the internet makes everyone a star!

Instead of Guidar Hero, we have real-live Sportscaster Hero!  Have Fun!  And don’t forget to check out the Week Six College Football Futility Rankings.

The top three teams remain the same, but after that, there were some major shake-ups in the polls this week. Dennis Dodd joins Lauren Shehadi to discuss.

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Alright, Soccer is not ‘Football’ but in deference to our international friends, we throw up (almost literally) soccer film.  Enjoy!

For more laughs, hit the First Worst Futility Rankings for the Bottom Ten of College Football! 

A fight between Carlos Diogo of Real Zaragoza and Luis Fabiano of Sevilla.

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Ah… another trip down memory lane.  The funny thing about losing or having a call go against you is that you really can’t forget the incident very easily.  And to help, there is always someone around with a camera!

For more laughs, hit the First Worst Futility Rankings for the Bottom Ten of College Football! 

Classic coaches montage courtesy of NFL Films

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Some folks take the top ten far too seriously.  Some should maybe stick to radio.  Still, everyone has a right to his opinion!  Enjoy!

For more laughs, hit the First Worst Futility Rankings for the Bottom Ten of College Football! 

Can Notre Dame continue to win and earn a BCS birth? How will the Florida-LSU matchup affect the national championship picture? Dennis Dodd joins Lauren Shehadi to discuss.

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Question for the Sage of College Football: 

I am doing powder puff football this year and us sophomores need some help with a slogan or saying School: Kearney Sr. High Mascot: Bulldog Grade: Soph.  Anything will help!!!

Sage Answer:  Start with “Anything will Help!!!”  Folks will understand – particularly if you are located anywhere near the Cleveland area.

Beyond that, it would be risky to throw out too many other ideas as this is a family page.  

For more laughs, hit the First Worst Futility Rankings for the Bottom Ten of College Football! 

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Crazy things can happen at football games I was wondering if anyone out there had a good/funny thing that they wanted to share.

6 years ago. I was 16 years old went to the Vet with my brother who was 12. They were playing the Texans, they won the game we were very excited left the game had no clue where we parked or even the direction to where the truck was. Walked around the streets for 3 hours asked every cop to help they said they couldnt. Finally found the truck at 10:30 game was over at 4.