funny football quotes for a teeshirt?

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Published: October 25th, 2009


Helppppppppppp. I need funny phrases to put on a tee shirt! football related!

lions season tickets paper bag included

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  1. 1. virgo man
    October 26th, 2009 at 4:15 am

    Detroit lions
    Warning:May cause you to laugh at there failure

    LoL about so easy the detroit lions can do it that was awesome.
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  2. 2. Steves 49ers are for real
    October 26th, 2009 at 4:29 am

    I don’t hate them there my home town team and second favorite but

    0-16
    so easy the Detroit Lions can do it.

    I hope this helps…. I herd it from someone
    idk if its really funny but
    ya hope it helps
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  3. 3. Tommy S
    October 26th, 2009 at 5:13 am

    Football isn’t a contact sport, it’s a collision sport. Dancing is a contact sport.
    Duffy Daugherty
    http://www.surfersam.com/friends/football2.htm
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  4. 4. fuque
    October 26th, 2009 at 5:25 am

    lions season tickets paper bag included
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  5. 5. John Madden
    October 26th, 2009 at 5:57 am

    This one will be long but:

    Ok so a child’s Parents are getting divorced and the judge is trying to figure out who gets custody of the child.

    Judge:Ok sonny Do you want to live with your mother?
    Child:No she beats me!
    Judge: What About You’re dad?
    Child:No He beats me too!
    Judge:What about your grandparents, aunts or uncles?
    Child: NO! They beat me even worse!
    Judge: Well the jury has come to a verdict, we will put you in custody of the Detroit Lions, as they are incapable of beating anyone.
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    stole it from the Miami Dolphins one last season and reworded it

  6. 6. U Sayin What? ! Dang Man
    October 26th, 2009 at 6:02 am

    Playoffs!
    Lions fan.

    Rams fans feel bad look at the Lions.

    Free Lions apparel

    20 Lions Players equals Tom Brady
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  7. 7. Paul Bill
    October 26th, 2009 at 6:22 am

    Farve Dollar Foot Longs
    Romosexual
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  8. 8. teeth bleaching
    April 23rd, 2010 at 4:10 pm

    I need to tell you that you are a good writer. Awsome website

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