College Football – The News About Losing

This also came in from a fan…

Sage of College Football Question: So, my BF says things like, “Make it Rain” when a team makes a touchdown and then the following kick. He’ll also say things like “I love it when you call me big poppa” when someone gets sacked. SOOOO, I need your help give me a great comment or saying, and the context. PLEASE! Thanks so much!

Sage of College Football Reply:  Ask your BF when he graduated from New Mexico, or…When your BF does that ask him to speak English

Talking in code is for losers.  It was invented as a separate language to communicate only with other losers.

For more on the loser’s race to the bottom of college football’s barrell, hit the Week Six Futility Rankings.

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Nothing cements the attitude of being a loser like losing.  Polls are prepared for entertainment anyway – just like the game itself.  Losing Teams now have their own poll though in the First Worst Futility Rankings.  Here is the Week Six version.

This came in from a fan:

Question for the Sage of College Football:  It seems like all college football fans spend countless hours debating that the number in parentheses in front of their college’s name is too high, instead of focusing on the stuff that actually happens on the field or on what the team and coaches could tweak on offense, defense, or special teams that would help them make a run for a conference or national championship. Personally, I think if the first seven weeks were played without any polls, then maybe the focus could be on..you know…football.

Sage of College Football’s Reply:  Polls are an additional part of the entertainment.  Besides, it gives folks from Florida and Florida State a reason to sit at home and phone into radio talk shows.  It is all for hype. Polls give people something to talk and argue about.

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Ah… another trip down memory lane.  The funny thing about losing or having a call go against you is that you really can’t forget the incident very easily.  And to help, there is always someone around with a camera!

For more laughs, hit the First Worst Futility Rankings for the Bottom Ten of College Football! 

Classic coaches montage courtesy of NFL Films

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Some folks take the top ten far too seriously.  Some should maybe stick to radio.  Still, everyone has a right to his opinion!  Enjoy!

For more laughs, hit the First Worst Futility Rankings for the Bottom Ten of College Football! 

Can Notre Dame continue to win and earn a BCS birth? How will the Florida-LSU matchup affect the national championship picture? Dennis Dodd joins Lauren Shehadi to discuss.

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Question for the Sage of College Football: 

I am doing powder puff football this year and us sophomores need some help with a slogan or saying School: Kearney Sr. High Mascot: Bulldog Grade: Soph.  Anything will help!!!

Sage Answer:  Start with “Anything will Help!!!”  Folks will understand – particularly if you are located anywhere near the Cleveland area.

Beyond that, it would be risky to throw out too many other ideas as this is a family page.  

For more laughs, hit the First Worst Futility Rankings for the Bottom Ten of College Football! 

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College Football Polls – The Worst of College Football

This question came in from a fan….‘what are some of the funniest football songs?

US College Football songs aren’t really a part of the game.. However, jump across the pond to the UK.  Their version of ‘football’ is quite entertaining – including their fan’s songs.

“One of the funniest I remember singing ( Raith fan ) was at Brockville playin Falkirk the season after they were refused into SPL for not having an all-seater stadium, we were singing “stand up if you hate Falkirk” and there was loads of them sitting down on the concrete steps in the pissin rain haha mugs.”

Check out the week five college football futility poll at First Worst.

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Or anything else for that matter. Links would be helpful and it doesn’t have to be football related. Thank you.

Try these:

http://www.alzmedia.com/funnyfootball/ http://www.footballvideos.info/ http://www.web13.co.uk/funny;football;players.aspx http://www.mediabum.com/html/Borat-Learns-Football.html http://www.ave-it.net/funny_football_mpegs.htm for more :- http://search.yahoo.com/search?search=funny+football+videos+&ei=UTF-8&fr=ks-ques&ico-yahoo-search-value=http%3A%2F%2Frds.yahoo.com%2F_ylt%3DAsgpZh65E8d5yCo2dK3wzQwezKIX%2FSIG%3D111gjvvgj%2F*-http%3A%2F%2Fsearch.yahoo.com%2Fsearch&ico-wikipedia-search-value=http%3A%2F%2Frds.yahoo.com%2F_ylt%3DAhxxsCg5R5uaBoYFJ3DKVQcezKIX%2FSIG%3D11ia1qo58%2F**http%253a%2F%2Fen.wikipedia.org%2Fwiki%2FSpecial%253aSearch&p=funny+football+videos+

Also check out the bottom ten rankings from last week and see how your favorite loser performed!

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Money for fantasy football clik here…
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Football Polls:

Alright – here is something un-football related but thought you might be interested.

Also check out the college football Futility Rankings for week 3!

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Fan Request:

I think it was a green bay packers game, and matt hasselbeck tried to jump on to the huddle and the huddle moves and he lands on the floor. If anyone can give me a link to this video I would be SOOOOO grateful. I have looked on youtube and can’t find it.

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